genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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