Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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