...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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