everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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