he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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