Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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