tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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