Yo dont text me then not text me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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