You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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