I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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