I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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