I skipped work to stalk him.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i believe in u and ur pee
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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