All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
