god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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