A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
