she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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