We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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