What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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