I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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