she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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