i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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