come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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