that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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