she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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