have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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