Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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