And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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