The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
