I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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