I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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