What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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