I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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