MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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