omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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