I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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