i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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