nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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