I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.