Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings