What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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