I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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