I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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