We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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