I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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