So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
