Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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