smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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