My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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