I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
even my farts smell like vagina
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
This is my gift to your gina
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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