In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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