i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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