Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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