Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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