you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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