if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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