Ambien. No doubt about it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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