You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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