i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
