I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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