I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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