I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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